In honor of International Left-Handers Day, I give you:
Damned infernal gizmo. My kingdom for a left-handed can opener!
It’s all here, and it’s all backwards!
-Homer Simpson, hyping the Leftorium
Left-handed ledgers! Now I can write all the way to the edge!
-Chuck Ellis (from the Springfield Collection Agency)
Ha ha ha. Left-handed nunchucks!
Note: All quotes from The Simpsons Episode 7F23: When Flanders Failed.